I send Meijer a message every day via Twitter, and that message is posted here in a large font. Any partially relevant or tangential thoughts that exceed Twitter's 140-character limit are posted immediately thereafter, in a slightly smaller font.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Day 10

@meijer It's been 2 long, Meijer!!1! Why is there always a 5/3 Bank right by u? Are they like ur BOYFRIEND or something? Lolz.

The truth, I think, might be that Meijer spends a considerable amount of money on real-estate speculation, so putting your business near an existing one is a safe bet. Either that, or Fifth Third and Meijer are totally doing it.

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